| 200 new constables to be 
	recruited for Merseyside Police MERSEYSIDE Police have launched a 
	campaign to recruit over 200 new constables to the Force. Anyone aged over 
	18 is eligible to apply. There is no upper age limit for applications, but 
	the compulsory retirement age for a Police Officer is 60. All applicants 
	must pass a Police Selection Process (PSP) and complete a training 
	programme.   Chief Constable Sir Jon Murphy said:- 
	"I am delighted that the Force is in a position to recruit new Police 
	Officers for 2016. Merseyside Police is committed to maintaining a 
	professional and effective Police Force and providing our communities with 
	the best possible service for the public of Merseyside. We are looking for 
	men and women who thrive on challenges and are willing to work hard to learn 
	the skills necessary for this difficult, but critical role. Being a Police 
	Officer can be a tough job, but it is also 1 of the most rewarding jobs you 
	will ever have. The skills for being a good Police Officer include the 
	ability to work as part of a team, solve problems and keep calm and 
	confident under difficult circumstances. The role can be both physically and 
	mentally demanding but it is an opportunity for individuals to make a 
	difference and ensure that the people who live in the community they serve 
	feel safe."
 Merseyside's Police Commissioner Jane Kennedy said:- "I am so pleased 
	that Merseyside Police is now in a position to be able to open recruitment 
	for new officers. The Force lost more than 1,600 people during the 
	Government's 6 year programme of austerity. Many services had to be stripped 
	right back and some were on the brink of disappearing all together. It also 
	put an unnecessary strain on the dedicated men and women who were left to 
	serve the public. Thankfully, following some detailed financial planning, we 
	have now been able to balance the budget and that means for the 1st time in 
	3 years we are in the fortunate position to be able to encourage new people 
	to apply to join the Merseyside Police family. I thank the public of 
	Merseyside for so generously supporting a small increase to the Policing 
	Precept of their Council Tax, which in part has enabled this to take place. 
	I know that people truly value the visible and accessible Neighbourhood 
	Policing style that Merseyside Police provides. This recruitment campaign 
	demonstrates our continued commitment to delivering the best possible local 
	service to the communities of Merseyside."
 
 The recruitment lines are currently open, but applications will not be 
	considered after the Force receives 2000 applications. Anyone who is 
	interested in applying for the position or has any questions about the role 
	of a Police Constable can visit the Merseyside Police 
	website.
 |  | Ed Byrne Gig ReviewReport by:-
	Jo
	
	
	Forrest.
 MOCK The Week regular Ed 
	Byrne 
	took his latest stand up show, entitled:- "Outside Looking In", 
	out on the road entertaining audiences with 90 minutes of observational 
	anecdotes primarily based around his own awkwardness in situations ranging 
	from taking children into coffee shops to gender identity footwear, on the 
	12 March 2016, at the Liverpool ACC.
 Despite being a regular on the live circuit, Byrne and the audience take a 
	little while to get warmed up as the Irish stand up recalls tales of dying 
	on stage, bad audiences and playing soul destroying corporate gigs while off 
	season. The reaction is polite at best, but as Byrne shifts into a new topic 
	namely his dislike of interviews, particularly those of the sports variety, 
	things start to pick up. From there on in, the 1st ˝ 
	of the show revolves around his relationship experiences, but more 
	awkwardly, bad dates. It's not a fast paced show and his attempt to engage 
	the audience by asking for their experiences doesn't end well, but rather 
	than it leaving things a bit flat, it just adds to the natural awkwardness 
	of the whole subject. Handling a couple of hecklers with consummate ease, 
	Byrne ends the first half with tales of some his stranger sexual experiences 
	and all memories of the muted start to the show have disappeared.
 
 By the time the 2nd ˝ of the show is underway and the Irish comic is 
	revealing his awkwardness as a 43 year old man around young, good looking 
	people, it's hard not to feel a little sorry for him. Byrne's excruciating 
	tale of discussing his diarrhoea to 2 medical students may see the show 
	stoop to toilet humour levels but you feel yourself wincing along with every 
	awkward, tense moment of this episode of his life. The show heads to a 
	finale with Byrne revealing his frustrations during a trip to Stanstead 
	Airport before more tales of his experiences as a parent of 2 young children 
	have the audience roaring along to the glorious, heart warming conclusion to 
	the routine and the show.
 
 At times during the evening some of the reactions were lukewarm at best so 
	much so that, by his own admission, the biggest laugh of the night came when 
	Byrne uttered the phrase:- "dirty Manc b**tards".
 For the most part though, this Liverpool 
	crowd shared and relived every moment of Byrne's awkward life experiences 
	with the utterly likeable Irishman
 Do not forget that this Irish funny man performs, at The Atkinson, on 22 
	April 2016 and you can get tickets by calling in to the venue or buzzing 
	them on:- 01704 533333.
 
	Did you attend?  Let us know what you thought of the 
	gig, via emailing us to:- 
	News24@southportReporter.com. |